Hand drawn by Cannibalistic Chicken frontman Hunter, The Goose Is Loose. This tee brings a wild, tongue-in-cheek energy to any wardrobe. A graphic of a rowdy, cannibalistic chicken band catches the eye—feathers ruffled, drumsticks in hand—ready to take a dive bar stage or a late-night backyard gig. The fabric’s quick-dry, lightweight feel keeps the image crisp while you move, and the cut sits like a casual staple you reach for whenever you want to make people laugh and start a conversation. Wear it to small shows, punk nights, or when you want to add a bit of absurdist humor to a road trip or houseparty. It feels lived-in without looking sloppy—more like a favorite poster you can wear.
Product features
– Durable 100% polyester that holds shape and dries quickly
– Side seams and shoulder tape for structural support and lasting fit
– Ribbed knit collar with seam to maintain collar elasticity
– Available in two fabric weights (4.0 oz/yd² and 6.0 oz/yd²); regular, tagless fit
– Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; runs true to size
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not iron
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not bleach
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle

























































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