Cannibalistic Chicken Band The Goose Is Loose Unisex Tee (AOP) Hand Drawn By Band Front man: Blue Sleeves

Hand drawn by Cannibalistic Chicken frontman Hunter, The Goose Is Loose.  This tee brings a wild, tongue-in-cheek energy to any wardrobe. A graphic of a rowdy, cannibalistic chicken band catches the eye—feathers ruffled, drumsticks in hand—ready to take a dive bar stage or a late-night backyard gig. The fabric’s quick-dry, lightweight feel keeps the image crisp while you move, and the cut sits like a casual staple you reach for whenever you want to make people laugh and start a conversation. Wear it to small shows, punk nights, or when you want to add a bit of absurdist humor to a road trip or houseparty. It feels lived-in without looking sloppy—more like a favorite poster you can wear.

Product features
– Durable 100% polyester that holds shape and dries quickly
– Side seams and shoulder tape for structural support and lasting fit
– Ribbed knit collar with seam to maintain collar elasticity
– Available in two fabric weights (4.0 oz/yd² and 6.0 oz/yd²); regular, tagless fit
– Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; runs true to size

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not iron
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not bleach
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle